I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special
Such truth in its wisdom.
Or is it?
Ranger: “I ready my bow”
Fighter: “I ready my blade”
Cleric: “I walk blindly forward!”
-party’s reaction upon finding a dark, scary, and probably haunted corridor
That cleric is either brave, stupid or both.
Keeping Pace (Salsa)
(At the end of a full 20 level campaign the Tarrasque is down and ready for the Wish/Miracle. unfortunately, we’ve already lost our our wizard and sorcerer.)
Fighter: Quick, cast Miracle on the Tarrasque!
Me: I think now would be a good time to tell you I’m not a cleric.
Everyone but the DM: You’re what?!
Me: I’m a witch.
DM: *quietly hands me a five dollar bill while grinning like a maniac*
THIS IS ABSOFUCKINLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!
"It’s not the suit the makes the skeleton its the skeleton that makes the skeleton."On Skeletons (via outofcontextdnd)
"I could make a Skelephant"
Party’s Elephant-loving rogue while investigating a Necromancer’s lair. (via outofcontextdnd)
Barbarian, Ranger, Fighter, Ranger, Favored Soul, and Rogue sing in unison: "We’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of caves!!
This must be some wizard. Is it green??
Me and my boyfriend, both GM’s, are having a serious last minute discussion about where the bad guys would put the hostage: ‘No, if you put her here, we can threaten to kill her during the fight.’
The bartender walks by, completely oblivious to what we are saying: `Dawww, Lovey-Dovey’s!’